8:30 Alonso wakes up. Carefully makes his bed nursing all the structure.
9:00 Fisichella wake up. Starts crying.
Hamilton wakes up. Ron Dennis helps him take the shower and get dress.
Felipe Massa wakes up. When he gets up the bed, crashes against the bathroon door.
David Coulthatd wakes up. Puts aside 2 of the 5 girls he spent the night with. Goes to the bathroom and shaves with a 30 cm knife.
Tiago Monteiro wake up. Doesn’t get up c’os he doesn’t know if he is still a F1 driver.
Mark Webber wakes up. ups. he’s already dressed.. oh.. look taking his breakFAST…
Jenson Button wake up. Calls David Coulthard to ask for a girl.
9:30
Alonso eats breakfast. Milk, orange juice, vitamins.
Fisichella stops crying and puts something in his mouth.
Ron Dennis Gives Hamilton the food on his mouth
Coulthard eats a girl.
Button eats a girl Coulthard didn’t want.
Massa is at the hospital.
Raikkonen wakes up. Breaks the bed with his bare hands. while drinking water
10:00
Alonso starts his test. Drives quick and steady.
Hamilton asks Ron to pee.
Fisichella offers Flavio to paint the new Renault. Flavio accepts and the car was revealed on jan. 24
David on the shower.
Jenson on the shower.
kimi reaches the breakfast. refuses the Italian food. Drinks a bit more of that watter. Pushes the waitress.
10:30
Alonso clocks big.
David cocks big.
Jenson realises he lacks a bit of both.
Kovalainen is turned “on”.
Hamilton has a little fever. Ron takes him to the hospital.
Fisichella claims the new Renault design is not suited to his driving style.
Raikkonen listen in his I-pod “lets work… be proud…”
12:00
Alonso lunch. Healthy food. Gives an interview with poor children.
Hamilton gets confused with a poor children.
Kovalainen is turned “off” meaning he doesn’t eat.
Fisichella dreams of becoming world champion.
Webber is already dinning.
Massa was put in the shrink co’s he was making races with a wheel chair in the hospital.
Raikkonen reaches the circuit. Ferrari mecs give him a fiat Stilo JTD saying its the new Ferrari. Kimi goes out and comes in a bit disappointed as the car broke down and he was 2 secs off the pace.
Monteiro calls Berger to know if he is still a F1 driver.
Coulthard eats for the first time.
14:30
Alonso is developing the Mclaren and gives a ride to hamilton so that the boy understands how it’s done.
Fisichella dreams of becoming world champion.
Frank Williams thinks of hiring Massa .
Button goes shopping before someone calls him and says he is a F1 driver.
Monteiro would like to receive an identical call.
Renault engeniers download from the internet an upgrade for kovalainen meaning he might develop a personality. or at least to make is hair go down.
Raikkonen got drunk with water.
18:00
Alonso has dinner and is ready to go to bed.
Hamilton sees cartoons.
Fisichella tries new colour schemes to the renault.
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Kovalainen hair didn’t go down.
Coulthard’s kilt attracts some men in the red bull team.
Felipe Massa calls todt. The French manager says he didn’t miss anything from the testing as Schumacher came and developed the car until 2012.
Raikkonen breaks his I-pod because he always listens in max volume.
22:30
David Coulthard is in bed. he needs to sleep. Meaning he gave Jenson Buttton 2 girls and 1 to Hamilton so that he can lose virginity. Ron is there to help. And to lose it too.
Fisichella goes to bed. Dreams of something.
Kovalainen turned “off”.
Raikkonen goes for a ride in a bike. Gently passes a few cars on the high way.
Tiago Monteiro goes to bed and thinks .. ” I wonder….?”