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10 – Mike Green Drunk
Bro! You should have seen yourself last night! You’re a campus legend. Everyone knows of your epic drinking contest triumphs and conquests around town. So maybe you were a few minutes late to the office today, but whatever. You’re indispensable over there so they won’t say a word about it. Who was that girl you were with, anyway? She would have been smoking hot if not for the tatoos.
9 – Alex Ovechkin Drunk
You’re the life of the party. You can drink everyone in the room under the table and still manage to beat everyone at pool and darts. Girls simply gravitate towards you. Frankly, it’s shocking that you never seem to feel the effects of your escapades the day after. You are, for all intents and purposes, not human.
8 – Alex Semin Drunk
You can put em’ down with the best of em’, make no mistake about that. People just don’t know it because you’re not quite as outgoing. You like to hang around the edge of the room a little more than some of the other guys. You’ve got your own crew, your own thing going on and the rest of us would like to be your friend but don’t know how to approach you.
7 – Nicklas Backstrom Drunk
While you don’t necessarily instigate the insanity, you’re certainly there for all of it. You can match Green Drunk and Ovechkin Drunk shot-for-shot up to a certain point but you know your limits. You have a midnight curfew even if the rest of the gang stays out until 4 AM. It’s not that you’re boring, it’s just that most people don’t get you aside from your close friends.
6 – Bruce Boudreau Drunk
The kids may not know this, but you used to be a legend around here and you shouldn’t bother explaining that to them. But deep down, you know that if you wanted to you could probably dominate all of them in a chugging contest. Those days are behind you though. You’re doing the whole sober thing now and that’s great. Going to bars these days is too tempting so you end up staying home and evaluating your car’s cupholder size.